Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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