i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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