I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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