She's JV to your varsity
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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