we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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