bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
send nudes
from the living room?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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