does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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