DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
