talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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