Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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