it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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