brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns