Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay