the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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