I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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