I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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