she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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