rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Also, beer. Big fan.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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