Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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