im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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