I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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