READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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