That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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