Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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