We're like a lot better than the average bears
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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