2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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