Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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