does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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