i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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