You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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