5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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