why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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