I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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