God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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