isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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