Are we in a gay sports bar?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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