the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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