I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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