sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have post one night stand depression
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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