Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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