batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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