Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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