just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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