dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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