A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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