How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize