508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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