I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
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