Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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