i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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