to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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