You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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