Whod you bang
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
