real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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