she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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