Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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